Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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