They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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