I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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