And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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