I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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