all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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