No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Randomize
