I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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