I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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