my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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