Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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