Hey man sorry I got all grabby
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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