You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I haven't been this sober since birth.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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