she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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