she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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