If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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