That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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