you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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