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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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