Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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