Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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