The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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