please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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