So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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