last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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