Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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