Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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