How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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