i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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