My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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