so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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