Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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