I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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