You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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