I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Randomize
