farters have to be the big spoon...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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