If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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