It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
either way he was missing a nipple.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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