I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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