That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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