everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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