do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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