i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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