I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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