I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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