I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I love you.
Bad choice
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