It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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