How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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