distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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