sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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