I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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