Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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