How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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