...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I came so hard my ears popped.
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