I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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