He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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