just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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