somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
