Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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